Rusty and dusty but I'm still alive

assalamualaikum~
jap jap nk tiup blogger ni jap..
fuhh fuhhh uiii byk nye habuk...
lame gile x jengah haa post editor ni...
so very malas to update this blogger...
nothing interesting...
eh there is actually...

yesterday i woke up late...
around 1pm i guess...
and then i heard abah was talking with dudu bout dinner n mama's birthday...
what the hell??
harini bday mama kah???
xkan lupe lg kut waaa...
so gue pun tunggu la mama balik lunch...
pastu mama balik n duduk kt sofa...
so i sat beside her n kissed her n then...

aku: happy birthday mama!
mama: eh hari ni baru 6hb... sok la bday mama ahahaha!!!

dammit~
i can assure i'll be the joke of the day...
and i was damn right ekekeke...
bese lah klau mama dah bergabung ngan abah ni mmg combo plg super-duper-tiptop-of-the-world-xterlawan utk mengenakan gue...
ahh redha je la parents camni ekekekekeke...

so last night abah brought us to kelana jaya seafood centre...
i was hoping for victoria station actually tp xpe lah VS x byk lauk...
camne nk melantak kan ekekeke...
oh ye kelana seafood ni kan aku pelik lah...
sbb aku dgr ramai org komplen mcm²...
ikan kejung lah..
teh tarik cair lah...
tu lah ni lah...
kire nye review buruk² je...
tp sepanjang aku gi ok le plak...
maybe sbb derg tau kut klau family gue dtg mmg kitorg akan sapu habis²an ekekeke...
aku nk mkn kat open air section...
abah insisted on the air-cond section...
blurgh mane nk happening camni...
dah lah family kitorg je yg ade kt dlm tu...
well nevermind coz i know i'm capable of being the whole crowd haha...
tu x masuk lg mama...
champ of the champ...
klau berbual punye le peramah...
klau berbual ngn aku lagi laa...
macam aku dh xbalik msia 100 tahun kahkahkah...
women are fun... i wanna get married ekekeke...

so selepas itu abah pun bg menu kat mama...
abah ckp order le pape pun yg mama nak...
yeay ini adelah peluang utk aku menghasut mama hyuckhyuck...
pesan punye pesan punye pesan...
sampai waiter tu ckp "eish byk ni kak"...
hahaha!!!
xcaya aku 1st time aku dgr waiter bg hint suruh customer stop order akakaka...
aku rase xde lah byk mane pun order...
and i was correct until the food came...

our order?

1. asparagus belacan (it's next to kangkung belacan dan sgt sedap)
2. kailan with garlic (atat gelak dgr lauk ni... nguk ngek ekekeke)
3. butter-fried prawn with egg threads (nyum nyum udang sgt banyak)
4. chicken fried with cashew nuts (a must!)
5. crispy fried chicken fillets with lemon sauce (a winner)
6. sizzling tofu (boleh lah~ gue tukang abes kan ekekeke)
7. steamed siakap with taucu (kecur kecur kecur kecurrrrrrrrrrr)
8. sharks' fin soup with crab meat (do i need to say more?)

oh ye gue mkn 3 mangkuk nasi...
and adik² gue pun sgt lah tekejut sbb sbenanye gue ade masalah makan...
sehari sekali je makan pun slalu...
xtau nape sakit kut...
on the bright side dah turun 5kg ya ekekeke...
so that was like the 1st time in 2 months i ate a lot...
gue lak sangat bijak g order choc shake...
ade ke dh mkn menggila camtu minum choc shake...
mmg nk kuar balik le ape bagai yg aku telan td...
tp choc shake dia potong laa..
rase cam air milo yg sgt pekat...
ntah² mmg milo pekat pun ekekekeke...
dah x tahan dh ni tetibe abah order mix fruit lak...
aduii laa aku makan mangga n honey dew saje...
pastu order air kelapa laut with longan...
ahhh lega sket muak² ni...

pastu abah bagi bday card kt mama...
mama pun mula la senyum simpul sampai terikat terus mulut ha ekekeke...
melihatkan reaksi si isteri yg dah mula gedik² maka abah pun mengeluarkan the cherry of the ice cream...
a white gold bracelet... italian design ya...
mak gue pun "ohhh so sweeeeet"...
elehh dh dpt gelang sweet la ye ekekeke...
pastu all the gedik² stuffs yg malas aku nk cite pun berlaku lah haha...
mama x abes² belek² gelang tu...
pastu gue usik² mama pun memalu terus cubit abah...
i was like "apekah gedik² ini? tidaakkk!!!"...
kerana x tahan lalu terkuar lah longan yg sedang gue kunyah masuk ke dlm gelas asalnya kembali...
hahahahah nasib laa...
nak gedik² balik umah ye...
di sini sy berase malu ekekeke...
hish dh tua² pun~

hurm hurm romantic gk abah ye ekekeke...
caya lah abah...
like father like son kah ini???
oh tidak...
i'm not like my father...
i'm way greater than him hahaha...
ye lah tu~


hoho nmpknya skrg gue sudah menjadi perhatian...
gi blogger tu nmpk gue dikutuk...
gi blogger ni nmpk lg dikeji...
salah gue gak lah xabes² puji diri sendri comel kahkahkah...
pujian x berasas lak tu...
ye kwn² sy sedar sy tiada kecomelan...
saje je puji² diri nk idup dlm fantasi sket ekekeke...
xpe lah name pun kawan bese lah dikutuk² ini...
cam skola dlu lak rase haha...
hey lah hey lah tah² sampai tua kite smua gini kan harkhark...
now that is cute~

woo td adik gue kuar ngn kwn dia...
mentang² le dh berlesen...
gue pesan makanan...
igtkn dia nk beli nasi ke ape..
dia beli kn aku medium-sized big mac set lak..
oh yeh gue sayang adik gue ekekeke...
oleh itu gue mahu mkn setelah tidak breakfast dan tidak lunch harini...
tgk kan btul ade masalah makan...
oh ye baru td timbang...
turun lak sekilo...
x tipu ye...
pelik nye~
how's that ayu, yus n cterq???
aku harap korg berjaya...
berusahalah ekekeke...

chelsea 4 bayern munich 2...
hell yeah chelsea!!!!
lampard was really the man...
n i luv him...
just like how i luv anuar zain uu uu~

au revoir...
love u friends...

p/s - jamrud - pelangi di matamu... come on peeps jiwang le sket ekekeke...

-killing people with my charms-